Man peeps

You may know them as those cute little yellow marshmallow treats, but I’ve always thought that some people (specifically men) were like peeps.

How so?

Sugary, pretty and cute on the outside, but lacking any kind of  real substance or flavor.  Keep eating and you’re guaranteed to get a gut ache.

How would it be used?

“Oh we went out on a couple dates.  But he turned out to be a real man-peep.  Really cute but not much going on upstairs.”  Kind of like a bimbo, but for men.

Enjoy your Easter holidays!