Last night I was unwrapping a package of my favorite “all natural, ex-vegetarian guilt free, chicken sausages” when I saw on the label a facebook and twitter logo. “Follow us on twitter, ” it said. “Like us on Facebook.” I never knew my groceries could be so needy. Really, what could my chicken sausage possible have to say in 140 characters or less? So of course I started to imagine the tweets….
Cold here in the freezer
Garlic and basil variety is hogging (ha hogging) all the space
Into the cart we go!
Whew 4.95 down the drain…suckah!
Sashi needs to clean her fridge, reorganizing doesn’t count.
Big night tonight. We are grilling!
Ok, so here’s where it would probably get ugly. As in:
Ah help we’re splitting our skins.
Help us we’re bubbly (but so delicious)
Ouch, Ouch the grill marks, the grill marks!.
The bottom line; my food probably doesn’t need to be a part of my social network.
Ideas In Things 
i wish there was a LOVE button. i would click it.
I love you too barnacle…and your groceries!
Love it! I just giggled reading this on the NYC subway. Now everyone thinks I am weird…
Giggling on the subway a definite no no in the world of the uber-cool, but still couldn’t possibly make you the weirdest one on an NYC subway!